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Metroid: Other M Destoyed my Samus Boner
Metroid: Other M Destroyed My Samus Boner
2010 09-23

The hugely anticipated installment of the Metroid saga is riddled with problems. Matty explains why problems with the controls, story and more caused him to lose the boner he held so dear for Samus.

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Worms Reloaded Review
Worms: Reloaded Review
2010 08-26

Team 17′s newest iteration of its key franchise, Worms: Reloaded is exactly what fans, old and new expect. But, is the franchise getting stale? Creamy seems too think there doesn’t need to be much new; after all, it’s a fun game. Check out his review.

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Madden 11
The 5 Most Annoying Things About Madden ’11
2010 08-14

Madden 11 is chock full of borderline fail. From the money-grab coin system to the shameless advertising, Defcon: Awesome’s resident Madden elite player, Matty, challenges the call and demands a penalty.

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Gravity Hook HD - iPhone Review
Gravity Hook HD – iPhone Review
2010 08-4

From the makers of Canabalt comes Semi Secret Software’s Gravity Hook HD for the iPhone and iPad. Does it measure up to the game play of Canabalt? DEFCON:AWESOME’s Creamy explains why it’s price tag is not justified.

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The Reset Button presents Final Fantasy VII
The Reset Button With PJD: Final Fantasy 7
2010 07-28

PJD is a video game fanatic that has lost his freedom to play until 4:00 AM. That’ll happen when you get married. Recently, however, he has started to play old video games again, and has decided to review these games all over again. Follow along today as he looks at an old classic in Final Fantasy 7…

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Helsing’s Fire – iPhone Review
2010 07-16

Defcon:Awesome reviews the new puzzler Helsing’s Fire from the makers of Angry Birds, clickgamer. Does Helsing’s torch shine as bright? Defcon:Awesome briefly explains why they believe this innovative and charming game is a must buy.

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Top 5 Reasons Why Demon’s Souls Sucks
2010 07-15

Nintendo’s stock experienced amazing growth on the heels of its E3 2010 showing. Between a handful of throwback titles, the 3DS, and the industry’s strongest consumer base the big N is poised to perform. DEFCON:AWESOME explains the compelling reasons why everyone and anyone should invest in Nintendo (NTDOY) right now.

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Super Mario Galaxy 2 Review
Super Mario Galaxy 2 Review
2010 05-26

Believe it or not, despite the many things that you have probably heard from other reviewers so far, Super Mario Galaxy 2 is not a perfect 10 game.  In many ways it looks and feels exactly like its predecessor, and there are at least a few things to complain about when it comes to the [...]

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Human Centipede: The Game Review
2010 05-25

Sick of your patients refusing to let you connect them ass to mouth and turn them into a human centipede? Well now you can let out all that pent up frustration by playing Human Centipede the game!!!  Playing as doctor Heiter himself, you’ll get to roam what appears to be a cemetery while you blast [...]

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Red Dead Redemption Review
2010 05-24

Rockstar Games has once again delivered a perverted and anarchistic portrayal of the American experience.   Only this time it’s less Carlito’s Way and more Fistful of Dollars.  Set a hundred years ago, Red Dead Redemption puts the player into the boots of John Marston, a cowboy of shady repute on the trail of his ex-allies [...]

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